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Stuffing the Bird


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Post Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:02 pm

Stuffing the Bird

He laid her on the table, so white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
he rubbed her here and there.
he touched her neck, then felt her breast,
and then drooling felt her thigh.
the slit was wet and all was set,
he gave a joyous cry.
the hole was wide.....he looked inside,
all was dark and murkey,
he rubbed his hands and stretched his arms
and then he stuffed the turkey.

May I be the first to wish your dirty little minds a merry christmas

Bob :oops:

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Post Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:05 pm

:lol1: I got that in a text message the other day, seems the christmas jests have started without me this year.

Cheers, Dewi

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Post Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:08 pm

My missus text that to me the other day!!!!

I think you may be more closer to home than I thought (:) (:) (:) (:)

Vic :o

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Post Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:05 am

Lol Nice one happy Xmas

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