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Adrian Howard

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Post Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:44 am

Pay Rise....

I, the penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


THE RESPONSE

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments, we reject your request for the following reasons.
You do not work 8 straight hours.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative.
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety requirements, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were NOT ALL, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely

The Mangement.
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Post Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:49 am

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

we also think you look hard and your two freinds are nuts!
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Post Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:51 am

Robert Lambie wrote::lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

we also think you look hard and your two freinds are nuts!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:17 am

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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Marcella Ross

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Post Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:23 am

and ..... your third friend is an ar$ehole!
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Post Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:48 pm

:lol1: :lol1:

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