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Post Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:56 pm subject

>> In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a
>>generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is
>>Acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin,
>>and Advil is ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic
>>name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government
>>experts, it recently announced it has settled on the
>> generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
>>mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of
>>course ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that
>>Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed
>> by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
>>Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a
>>man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
>> Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive
>>gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a
>>good old fashioned stiff drink.
>> Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
>> The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must
>>be fully considered:
>> Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast
>>implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research.
>> It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large
>>number of women wandering around with huge breasts, and men with
>>erections, who can't remember what to do with them...

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Post Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:01 pm

:thumbup2: :clap2: :blush: :point: :lol:

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Post Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:03 pm

I tried the coka cola version, all I got was a stiff neck
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Post Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:03 pm

:lol1: :lol1:

I've heard they're going to launch Viagra as an eye drop as well :o It takes a little longer to take effect, but it makes you look hard! :lol1:

Cheers, Dewi

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