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Post Thu Dec 05, 2002 10:25 pm

Bumber Stickers - Just For a Laugh

Apart from Tearing or Praising another Sign persons work when stuck in trafick
I just Love a Good Bumber Sticker or T shirt Slogan so How About Telling us About What You Have Seen Latly And Who's Van- Bike should it be on......

Like One For Paul... Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving Transit
{or whatever Vehicle you Drive}

ONE fOR THE CLANS.

"WHISKEY" ...helping ugly people have sex since 1762. :roll:

So come on Guys and Gals lets have them you cant work all the time the stress Kills.

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Post Thu Dec 05, 2002 11:03 pm

honk if your h orny!

my porche is in the garage being polished!

hhmmm ill keep thinking i know lots hmmm
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Post Thu Dec 05, 2002 11:12 pm

I saw one the other day said:

"If you're not a hemorrhoid, why are you up my a r s e!"

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Post Fri Dec 06, 2002 12:04 am

this wasnt so much a bumper sticker but written with a finger on a very mucky van.....

i sat, like you do behind it at the lights and had a chuckle...

it read: "i wish my girlfriend was as dirty as this!"
somone else had wrote under it: "she is!" :lol: :lol:

these are stickers:
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost.

"Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point."

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
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Post Fri Dec 06, 2002 12:34 am

Nice one Guys
Keep them Coming
Might Put up a small prize for the one I like the most
Before Xmas.

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Post Fri Dec 06, 2002 12:36 am

a couple more good ones!

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her
...or something like that.


Keep honking while I reload.
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Post Fri Dec 06, 2002 2:09 am

So Many d##k heads...So few bulletts
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Post Fri Dec 06, 2002 3:17 am

the traditional

your just jelouse that the voices talk to me


and the dodgy

save a tree eat a beaver


and the non-PC

save the wales ... Harpoon a fat chick


and the honest

Jesus Loves you .... I think your a ( oh i swore )
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Post Fri Dec 06, 2002 9:13 am

heres some more. being a mini fan - they`re a little bit biast.

never under estimate a mini.
you`ve just been mini`d.
sell my mini! - i`d rather scratch my piles with a wire brush.
get in, sit down, shut up & hang on.
minis have feelings too.
does my bum look big in this?
you`re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
my minis the dogs boll**ks
on a mini mission.
www.fuctifino.com.
www.dontgivafc.uk.
isuposaphksoutofthequestion ( sorry a bit rude )
its a mini thing - you wouldn`t understand.
unless you`re a hemaeroid, get off my ass.
the car in front is always a mini.

at the mini shows we get asked to do loads of this kind of stuff
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Post Fri Dec 06, 2002 10:03 am

You did ask ......

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.

You have the right to silence. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you

I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Horn broken. Watch for finger.

All generalizations are false.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

I brake for no apparent reason.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at maths.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

I love cats... they taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.

Born free... Taxed to death.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Rehab is for quitters.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Montana -- At least our cows are sane!

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt--in case heaven is like the IRS..

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

No radio - Already stolen.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Real women don't have hot flushes, they have power surges.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

i souport publik edekashun.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
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Post Fri Dec 06, 2002 10:16 am

Seen on the back of a bikers jacket "If you can read this the bitch fell off!"
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Post Fri Dec 06, 2002 10:28 am

Here's one from my Boxing website at www.warriorboxing.com plug, plug (:)

KNOCKOUTS.....healthy aggression taken a little to excess!

and a variation on a theme for all of you with a wicked sense of humour..

Some years back I had a late finish at the printers, jumped in the car and set off home. At the first set of lights a couple of girls in the car next door waved and giggled . At the next I was blown a kiss by a bloke! It wasn't until I got home that I saw a piece of magnetic stuck down the passengers side saying something like.....'Wave if you think I'm cute all you lovely boys.....love Tarquin....!'
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Post Fri Dec 06, 2002 8:36 pm

Nice one Sparky

Have you really seen all these or have you been browsing the web :roll:

Well any way one of yours has made Chucle the most so far :D

So just tomake it interesting I think I will donate a Bottle of Brandy
or something to the one who makes me laugh the most and if we say we let it runTill Friday 13th and Iwill post the winner on sat night.

Comments please FB ( is it ok to do this Rob
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Post Sat Dec 07, 2002 10:53 am

Bob, don't give it to that Fenland carrot muncher! he don't drink! :lol: :lol:
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Post Sat Dec 07, 2002 11:49 am

Martin

reading about the bit of magnetic stuck to your door reminded me of a leaving present i got from the lads at Graphisign, after the beers and the goodbye's off i left to drive 25 miles back home

why the weird stares, strange people pointing, childrens eyes being covered up

then i got home, well to the mother in laws anyway to pick up my young son...

Daddy what does that mean on the side of your car ????

suddenly it all fell in place......i felt queezy as i turned and looked at the luminous green lettering all across the side of the car

I LOVE A$*L SEX............

give me a pit to dive in, he waited for an answer, the mother in law was there waiting for an answer, i was waiting for an answer..............

i never found it !!!!!!!!!!! (:) (:)
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Post Sat Dec 07, 2002 6:04 pm

Hi Bob,

No, hav't seen them all (or many of them) & if i ha, i would never remember them :)

I spent a long time collecting all sorts of junk & just happened to stumble on these the day before Martin posted the message (-) (-) (-)

Oh! BTW Steve's right, i don't drink ...... plenty of scots on here though :lol: :lol: :lol:

whatever he says or does ..... don't give that Steve B any alchohol. I think he's on some sort of medication & we don't want to bring him out from under his stone do we !!

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Post Sat Dec 07, 2002 6:35 pm

Your alright so far sparky he hasnt made me giggle but I bet hell try If the winner dont drink I will find them somting else.

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Post Sat Dec 07, 2002 9:00 pm

"The liver is evil and must be punished"
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Post Sun Dec 08, 2002 1:15 am

Did someone mention Alcohol....? (hot)

Try this.......

Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!

or......

The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette

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Post Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:32 am

it's time for you to realise that in-breeding isn't as good as your parents thought it was.
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Post Sun Dec 08, 2002 11:15 am

Things are starting to warm up now

A nice one liner d-ARKangel there and me rocking :lol:

but martin has just crept in to the lead with one of his :D

Keep it up FB
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Post Mon Dec 09, 2002 7:17 pm

I havent seen any of these for years, I didnt think they were still popular. Seems from this post I was wrong, I'd better get looking if there is a bottle up for grabs.
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Post Wed Dec 11, 2002 11:11 pm

Come on Now Last 2 Days
Are we going to get some late entrys or are you happy to let
Martin have the prize.

Dont they have bumbers in aussie land I know they have fenders in the U.S.

<---- That sillouetts to thin to be me :lol:


last chance Guys & Girls

Love you alllllllll FB
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Post Thu Dec 12, 2002 12:52 am

INCASE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK...
Loosen all clothing and follow directions given
By the sign maker
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Post Thu Dec 12, 2002 8:49 am

stickers

here some :
laugh at least its paid for

if this vehicle is driving unsafe
please call 1-800-eat-sh*&

if you can read this your park to close and i probly need a canopener to get in my car it a$$hole like you that should ride the bus!
(also seen some business cards like these)

Blinkers! Look at my care do you think i care about blinkers!

This Bird For You
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Post Thu Dec 12, 2002 9:37 pm

Thank You Leroy / Oreo

Hope the weathers good were you are ...

Its cold and snowing here. I will but your entrys in the pot.

I wont cheat and put mine in and just to make it fair I will print them out and pass them around a couple of mates and take a vote,

" if you were any closer you would have to wear a condom"

I 'm hoping to get some late entrys Thu/ Fri
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Post Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:01 pm

I break for no apaernt reason


and the classic

really small writing wrote:if you can read this you're too close


Horn broken watch for finger


and I think my all time fav (I don't know why I didn't remember this first time round ;)

happyness is a belt fed weapon
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Post Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:06 pm

Heres one I saw on the back of a green godess

"You don't like my driving, then ring the Samaritans they give a sh*t"
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Post Fri Dec 13, 2002 11:29 pm

Hi Every body

Going to close the Compettion now

Will post the winner Sat evening

and thanks for being great sports
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Post Sat Dec 14, 2002 12:37 am

Typical, Bob closes the competition and I still havent seen any of these things about, whats the betting that every car I see on Sunday has one !!!
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Post Sat Dec 14, 2002 9:01 pm

Well Time to do it

A panel of three men and three women Had a study of the bumber stickers

They were all typed on paper and done randomly so you all had the same advantage
I in no way was envolved in thier choice. as the one I liked the most actually came third.

So in reverse order

Third place Martins..

" The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette"

Second Place Robs

"I wish my girl friend was as dirty as this van" Written under neath by someone else
"She is"

First place...... SPARKYS

"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains"

I Know I should have handicapped him for doing so many
but its only for a laugh :roll:

So Because you don't drink A cd of A popular little group called "Shooglenifty"

No only joking send us an e mail with your adress and I'll send you a bottle or a box of chockies for the misses which ever you want. Well done... and thanks to the rest of you for having a laugh ill think of something else for the new year.

love to you all and have a MERRY CHRISTMAS.....FB
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Post Sat Dec 14, 2002 9:19 pm

Hi Bob,

Well i too thought I would be handicapped or excluded for posting so many from a "list" ...... Yeah I don't drink, other than the odd can of shandy, BUT ....... my dearest does :o :o A 99p bottle of plonk from Tesco would keep her quiet for the evening & keep her off my case :lol: :lol: As it's christmas, i might even have a glass myself if i can prize the bottle out of her hand :cry: :cry:

So in effect, I benefit BIG TIME from your generosity

Cheers mate :)

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Post Sun Dec 15, 2002 1:26 am

I (:) demand (:) a (:) recount (:) !
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Post Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:13 am

We had a recount Martin and you will be glad to hear you now came Forth !!
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Post Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:33 am

lol.

woo hoo! I entered a competition and didn't come last! :o that's gotta be the first time ever ;)
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Post Mon Dec 16, 2002 10:35 am

Hey darkangel that picture gives me the idea of a very sad man who lives his life in the bedroom, you don't still live with your mum and dad do you :D like Neo's room in the Matrix only with dodgy wallpaper :D :cool:
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Post Mon Dec 16, 2002 11:02 am

yes I am afraid that I am still living in the home of my parents, I'm trying to save up for a deposit on a house, but with house prices being what they are it's killing me ;)

I accept donations by cheque, cash, postal order, or alcoholic units. ;) anyone willing to pay me for my services is quite welcome to let me know....

oh and Neo's Room is probably what I'll end up with ;) tho I hope to avoid the whole blue pill red pill milarky.
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Post Mon Dec 16, 2002 11:20 am

:D :D :D :D :D :D Sorry mate :-? :D :D :D :D :D
For Sale, Des Res plenty of space (2 man tent) in delightful area (2 metre square patch of mud behind me shed with views of the composter) 45K :lol:
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Post Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:55 pm

that sounds like a good deal, I'll talk it over with Helen, for me the big question is can I get a broard band internet connection in there? if so it's got my vote!
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Post Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:18 pm

ah sorry mate no broadband out here in the sticks, just good ole dial up
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Post Mon Dec 16, 2002 3:07 pm

hmmm, I'm afraid that will count agains it I think.... Still, it's the best offer so far! ;)
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Post Sun Dec 22, 2002 6:50 pm

ok here goes

IF YOU DONT LIKE MY DRIVING

GET OFF THE SIDEWALK


made me giggle

IF YOU THINK THIS TRUCK IS DIRTY

SPEND 2 MINS WITH THE DRIVER :)

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