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Adrian Howard

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Post Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:37 am

Cannot be true!!!

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.


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Post Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:00 pm

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Heard it before, but it still always puts a smile on my face when I read it!!
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Post Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:18 pm

:lol1:
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John Singh

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Post Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:23 pm

:lol1: :lol1: Nice one Adrian

....and what would happen if the police pulled him up over the festive period - a three year ban perhaps - now that could cause some delivery problems
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Post Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:24 pm

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

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